{"id":613,"date":"2009-07-07T17:25:05","date_gmt":"2009-07-07T15:25:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sebald.com\/?p=613"},"modified":"2009-07-07T17:25:05","modified_gmt":"2009-07-07T15:25:05","slug":"apple-und-akkus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sebald.com\/en\/2009\/07\/07\/apple-und-akkus\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple und Akkus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wer mich kennt, der weiss auch, was ich von Apple im allgemeinen und der bodenlosen Unversch\u00e4mtheit, Akkus fest in Ger\u00e4te zu verbauen (siehe iPods, iPhones, neue MacBooks) halte.<\/p>\n<p>Hier ein Artikel, dem ein Teil meiner Argumentation zu entnehmen ist: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidluther.com\/2009\/07\/07\/okay-apple\/\" target=\"_blank\">Okay, Apple&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Coole Sache. Dachte eigentlich immer, man baut die Akkus fest ein, damit man sie nach Ablauf der Garantie gegen Geld bei Apple austauschen lassen muss. Soweit gedacht, dass man die Akkus auch daf\u00fcr verwenden kann, um die Ger\u00e4te zu zerst\u00f6ren, habe ich aber nicht.<\/p>\n<p>Mein Lieblingszitat aus dem Artikel:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Woher wollen Sie denn wissen, dass der Akku einen Defekt hat?&#8221; (Apple Technikhotline)<\/p>\n<p>Gute Frage! Das Ding sieht aus, als h\u00e4tte ihn jemand aufgepustet. Er geht unter Strom auf, so wie Steve Jobs in den letzten Jahren eingegangen ist. Nur schneller.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Das ist eine Schutzfunktion des Akkus, v\u00f6llig ungef\u00e4hrlich.&#8221; (Apple Technikhotline)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>ROFL! Wie unversch\u00e4mt!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wer mich kennt, der weiss auch, was ich von Apple im allgemeinen und der bodenlosen Unversch\u00e4mtheit, Akkus fest in Ger\u00e4te zu verbauen (siehe iPods, iPhones, neue MacBooks) halte. Hier ein Artikel, dem ein Teil meiner Argumentation zu entnehmen ist: Okay, Apple&#8230; Coole Sache. 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