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I don’t like Apple products. And the better-designed and more ubiquitous they become, the more I dislike them. I blame the customers. Awful people. Awful. Stop showing me your iPhone. Stop stroking your Macbook. Stop telling me to get one.<\/p>\n

[…]<\/p>\n

At least the grinning dildos in the Windows video are fictional, whereas eerie replicant Mac monks really are everywhere, standing over your shoulder in their charcoal pullovers, smirking with amusement at your hopelessly inferior OS, knowing they’re better than you because they use Mac OS X v10.6 Snow Leopard.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Der Artikel Microsoft’s grinning robots or the Brotherhood of the Mac. Which is worse?<\/a> trifft’s irgendwie! ;-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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