{"id":846,"date":"2009-10-24T23:49:56","date_gmt":"2009-10-24T21:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sebald.com\/?p=846"},"modified":"2009-10-27T11:30:02","modified_gmt":"2009-10-27T10:30:02","slug":"i-hate-macs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sebald.com\/en\/2009\/10\/24\/i-hate-macs\/","title":{"rendered":"I hate Macs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>2 1\/2 Jahre vor <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sebald.com\/en\/2009\/10\/23\/i-dont-like-apple-products\/\">dem gestern geposteten Artikel<\/a> hat sich Charlie Brooker noch etwas deutlich ausgedr\u00fcckt:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I hate Macs. I have always hated Macs. I hate people who use Macs. I even hate people who don&#8217;t use Macs but sometimes wish they did. Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that &#8220;says something&#8221; about your personality, don&#8217;t bother. You don&#8217;t have a personality. A mental illness, maybe &#8211; but not a personality.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Herrlich. Und wie recht er hat. ;-)<\/p>\n<p>Den kompletten Artikel gibt es <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/commentisfree\/2007\/feb\/05\/comment.media\" target=\"_blank\">hier<\/a> zu lesen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2 1\/2 Jahre vor dem gestern geposteten Artikel hat sich Charlie Brooker noch etwas deutlich ausgedr\u00fcckt: I hate Macs. I have always hated Macs. I hate people who use Macs. I even hate people who don&#8217;t use Macs but sometimes wish they did. 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